Saturday, November 27, 2010

Rare Exports Has Pissed Off Santa! 'A CHRISTMAS TALE', Clip

A Christmas Tale from Rare Exports is an imported horror film. This one is not for children, so don't go in there expecting a Buddy The Elf tale, this one is surprisingly good from what I hear. Now from what we see from the picture; this is one pissed off Santa. Looks to be locked up or chained in a room full of fecal matter. I love Christmas horror more than anything so I will be checking this one out as soon as possible, will you? Film is set for a limited release on December 3rd, 2010. Enjoy the clip below.

On the eve of Christmas in northern Finland, an archeological dig unearths Santa Claus. This particular Santa, however, isn’t the one you want coming to town. When most of the town’s children go missing, Pietari and his father, a local hunter named Rauno, come into possession of the mythological being. Rauno’s clan of hunters attempt to cash in on the opportunity by selling Santa back to the misguided leader of the multinational corporation sponsoring the dig. What ensues is nothing short of a wildly humorous nightmare — a fantastically bizzare polemic on modern day morality.

by RATED-R JohnnyHorror 

source: beyond-hollywood

Monday, November 8, 2010


Frank Darabont’s, 'The Walking Dead' started off strong with over 11 million viewers Halloween Night. Today, AMC has announced that it has renewed the zombie blockbuster for a second season with get this, "13" full episodes instead of this years six. Just by reading this eccentric news, you fans of the series either popped a few boners or had your nipples almost rip through your shirt. AMC has been known to bring high powered shows like the drug drama 'BREAKING BAD and 'MAD MEN' to the table, The Walking Dead is just another golden piece of their puzzle of great shows. AMC will "START IT UP" next season like a powdered blue BMW going 108 on the straight away highway, The Walking Dead is high octane!

Here's the reason why The Walking Dead will be renewed. Courtesy of beyond-hollywood

“The ‘Dead’ has spread!” said Charlie Collier, President, AMC. “No other cable series has ever attracted as many Adults 18-49 as ‘The Walking Dead.’ This reaffirms viewers’ hunger for premium television on basic cable. We are so proud to be bringing back ‘The Walking Dead’ again, across the globe.”
“I wish all programming decisions were no brainers like this one,” said Sharon Tal Yguado, SVP Scripted Programming. “‘The Walking Dead’ is a TV masterpiece on so many levels. We want at least 10 seasons, if not more. Kudos to AMC!”

By 'RATED-R' JohnnyHorror

Wednesday, November 3, 2010

Need Some Real Life Horror/Paranormal In Your Life? Ghost Hunt! Updated

 Normally here at Horrorland, we cover various recent upcoming news about horror films. This article is a little different, but it favors what we do here, and that is twisting a nipple or two to raise awareness in your brain. Not only is this a site for featuring horror news like I mentioned above, but we like to get a little "MACABRE", and that's what this is. 

I wanted to bring attention to Rhode Islander's about an organized group called 'Ghost Hunt RI Organized Search Team', they are a local Paranormal Investigation group named "G.H.O.S.T." which stands for Ghost Hunt Organized Search Team, and are from the boiling pots of Warwick Rhode Island. You can follow them on facebook

Quoted by Erin , One of the team investigators: I had an amazing time. We caught alot of EVPS and had amazing responses! We actually had to stop investigating and went back to base because we had too much activity in one room and we didnt want to contaminate it by people walking around, so we sat and watched the screen for 2 hours ( we have cameras set up in each room, and thankfully this room had aduio set up) for 2 hours we sat thre and heard voices, whispering, banging and clicks, it was a great investigation. I can wait to see the rest of the evidence.

Check them out if you're from the spooky area of Rhode Island, maybe you'll see something beyond a fictional movie that will bang your nuts into your mouth!

The official website is 

Also check out: THE TEAM

By [RATED-R] JohnnyHorror

Saturday, October 16, 2010

Like Halloween? Check out, 2010 Halloween Horror Nights Scary Good Film Competition - Trick

Here's a little something creative that has been passed along my way. It's something called 'HALLOWEEN HORROR NIGHTS' The main interest is what is called "HALLOWEEN HORROR NIGHTS SCARY FILM COMPETITION." The competition itself start with well over 100 film makers and now it's narrowed down to the final 10. You can check out the 10 video shorts here and decide what you like the best!

The one brought to Horrorland's attention is a short film called 'TRICK' which was done by Willrot Check out this NASTY little flick, Halloween lovers, get the Kleenex ready cause this one will make you bust a nut of jizz once you see it. This short has Halloween nostalgia flowing like liquor down an ice luge!

Extra news on Halloween Horror Nights: Prepare for a new level of terror at Universal Studios' Halloween Horror Nights where horror legends come to life. Experience 5 new mazes based on the most popular horror themes and movies of all time.
  • A Nightmare on Elm Street™ with Freddy Krueger™
  • Friday the 13th™ with Jason Voorhees™
  • Saw featuring horrific new traps from the film series
  • House of 1000 Corpses in 3D Zombievision — created by horror expert Rob Zombie
  • Vampyre: Castle of the Undead 
By 'RATED-R' JohnnyHorror


Monday, October 11, 2010

SHOCKING! Danny Boyle Directing the Next 28 Days Later' Sequel?

Some interesting news in the world of horror to start off Columbus day, and here's one of them. This one regarding '28 Days Later' and '28 Weeks Later', yes, we've learned from Dread-Central that Director Danny Boyle is planning to return to direct the as of yet untitled third film in the franchise. Details are scant at the moment. Let's keep our fingers and toes crossed for this one happening and ladies, cross your legs for good measure, you know you want the infected, cannibalistic psychopaths tearing up the closest theater near you.

From the mouth of madness himself: Dan Boyle has been quoting saying:  When asked if the title would be 28 Months Later, Boyle replied "In theory, yes." Immediately the next question was if he'd be producing, to which Boyle responded, "Actually I want to direct it." Now that's what I call dropping a bombshell that Columbus couldn't even deal with.

By 'RATED-R' JohnnyHorror

Friday, October 8, 2010

For Fucks Sake!! New Trailer for 'THE LOVED ONES'

The buzz, the buzz and then, the buzz! Finally there is a horror flick leaving measurements on the richter scale, not so much here in the US, but it's leaving its mark across seas. Sean Byrne’s torturous horror flick has many surprises, some may even be featured in the trailer I posted below, but many more are sure to be hair-raising within the flick. The Loved Ones opens in Australian theaters on November 4th.

beyond-hollywood tells us what it's all about: 
In order to avoid a ghostly figure in the road, high school senior Brent Mitchell wraps his car around a tree, killing his father. Constantly confronted by his mother’s emotional collapse after the accident, Brent escapes into a marijuana fueled world of loud metal music to block the pain and guilt. Dejected and out of sorts, he has a shot at happiness with his girlfriend Holly, a grounded, caring girl with drop dead good looks, a dream date for the high school prom. But his plans are thwarted by a disturbing series of events that take place under a mirrored disco ball, involving pink satin, glitter, syringes, nails, power drills and a secret admirer. Brent has become the prom king at a macabre, sadistic event where he is the entertainment.

By 'RATED-R' JohnnyHorror 

Friday, October 1, 2010

Second Trailer for 'PARANORMAL ACTIVITY 2' Viewers Be Warned!

This is your typical pencil in the ankle variety of awesomeness. Nastier than eating a 7 week old sandwich with chunky green mayonnaise just oozing from the green bread. Well, Last year the high demand was the start. This year, the demand could back fire on its souls. Many fans who demand 'Paranormal Activity 2' should be aware that this time it will feature something unthinkable, something that will paper cut your skin and leave you asking yourself "why?" Viewers be warned, this one's not going to be for the faint of heart, especially for parents of children.

The second film introduces us to a new family who's being stalked by a demonic enigma.

By 'RATED-R' JohnnyHorror

source: beyond-hollywood